Yes, Obama, there is a Capitalist Claus
Gods answer to Obama about why the markets just won’t listen to
him!
Dear God, I am 47 years old. Rahmm Emmanuel says there is no
Capitalist Claus. George Soros says if you see it on PMS MSNBC, it
must be so. Please tell me the truth, (or I’ll sue you), is there a
Capitalist Claus?
Barack Obama 1600 Pennsylvania Ave (you know, George Bush’s
house) Washington, DC
Obama, your liberal friends are wrong. They have been affected
by the skepticism of a skeptical age (I’ll say). They do not
believe except what they FEEL. They think that nothing can be
earned by hard work, which is not comprehensible to their little,
overtaxing little minds. All minds, Obama, whether they be tax and
spend liberals or wrong minded Socialists are little. In this great
universe of freedom and opportunity, liberals are mere insects, or
tax stinging spiders in their intellect, as compared by an
intelligence of opportunity and hard work when using your God given
intelligence capable of grasping the whole, beautiful world of
economic truth and common sense-like intelligence.
Yes, Obama, there is a Capitalist Claus. He exists as certainly
as love and generosity and achievement to others exist, and you
know that they abound and give to your life its highest self
satisfaction and joy. Alas, how poor would the world be if there
were no Capitalist Claus. It would be as poor and dreary as if
there were no Wal Marts, 4 Wheelers or Chuckie Cheeses. There would
be no grocery stores full of reasonably priced, fresh food, no
companies to start or employees to hire and no inventions to
benefit all the world. The light of the freemarket which fils
America with unlimited opportunities would be extinguished.
Not believe in Capitalist Claus! You might as well believe in
fairies! (That’s right, Nancy Pelosi already does!) You might get
your papa (Is he a US citizen?) to hire men in loin clothes (like
they wear in his home country) to watch all of the malls and
shopping centers to catch Capitalist Claus. But even if they did
not belieive in the wondrous bounty of freedom loving capitalists,
what would that prove? Everybody sees Capitalist Claus in every
state of the union. The most taxes are paid in the world by
capitalist who embrace unlimited opportunity that neither liberals
or socialists can see or understand. Did you ever see the fairies
dancing in the San Francisco Halloween parade. Of course not,
because no self respecting parent would let you see or imagine all
the crudities and abominations that should be unseen and unseeable
in the world.
They may try to tear apart America’s capitalists, to see why
they are so successful at creating wealth instead of redistributing
it (maybe you should write a book?)but there is an iron shield of
freedom and opportunity which not even the most jealous man, nor
even the united strength of all of the envious liberals that ever
lived, could tear apart. Only faith, hope, poetry, love, romance
can push aside their liberal curtain to view the supernatural
beauty and glory of a man who stands on his own two feet! IS
CAPITALISM FOR REAL? Ah, Obama, in all this world there is nothing
else more real and abiding.
No Capitalist Claus! Thank God! Capitalism lives and will live
forever. A thousand years from now, Obama, nay, ten thousand years
from now, Capitalism and personal freedom will continue to make
glad the heart of free men everywhere.
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