You might be a McCain-Palin supporter if…
Somebody gets in your face, your yard or your car.
Your 12-year old daughter gets
called a racist by her classmates for wearing a T-shirt with
your candidates’ names on it.
Your Lexus just got
keyed.
Your car isn’t a Lexus, but it got keyed
anyway.
Your political yard sign is missing.
Your political yard sign is missing, and there is only the
empty frame for it left standing in your yard.
Your political yard signs are missing, but there are empty
pizza boxes in your yard.
Your yard sign is still standing, but it has Molotov cocktail
burns around
the edges.
You’re 75 years old, and a 73-year old Democrat poll worker
jumps on your back and starts pounding on your head because
you objected to her marking your voter ballot for Obama when
your intention was to vote for McCain.
Your face is bruised because your political sign was ripped out
of your hands, and you were
beaten with the stick that was attached to it.
Your head got
shoved into a wall at a restaurant.
You have a black eye and the letter “B”
scratched onto your face because of your political bumper
sticker.
Your house gets shot up
because of your political yard signs.
- JP
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